The season of awkward gifts approacheth.
Whether it’s Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or some kind of International Marketing Research Firm™️ branded holiday, nothing is more irritating than being forced to buy a gift for someone who insists they don’t want a gift.
Of course they want a gift. We all want shit we don’t need. They, and especially our dads, just don’t know how to ask for what they want.
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Most Father’s Day gift guides are geared to please the Midwestern Cis Heterosexual Bear Dad: a man who likes meat, Android phones, sitting outside the changing room while his wife shops, overpriced gadgets from Brookstone, fishing, and “telling it like it is.” But how many dads exist like that in nature? Maybe like five, tops. Read more…
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Author: Heather Dockray
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